Observations in Singapore

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy??

5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain

7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More

8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

9. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland China Chinese

10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats

11. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost

12. Oral sex has been legalised - previously it was tot that the vagina actually appreciates strawberry flavored condoms