Sextistics

I like econs yet I detest it. Why?

Econs is beautiful. Sometimes it makes me wonder what some policy makers r doin...

Stats is sexy. It is like bikini... what they reveal is nice and what they hide is even more wonderful...

I got posted to poly... They say do architecture... I tot I'll like drawing but I hated it... I detested those who draw better than and w/o effort... I hated losing sleep... I hated rushing n rushing to mit deadlines...n here I m, losing sleep

Econs n stats entered my life in JC days... I remember Dr. Teo coming into lecture delivering lessons he tot interestin... I yawned... I slept... n I left...

I hated those who did betta than me... Yet, they r my mates - classmates

I got promoted to J2, I got Phang, another econs tutor. I like Ms Phang. She's sweet. I like sweet ppl.

Then I went into NS. Stats n economics nvr left me... I saw the statistical decline of recruits in my company. Slightly more than 50% were left at the end of PTP... LDMR sets in... I hated seeing my frens leavin n I hated see those I do not like not leavin... I went to unit and did some finance, stats still stayed with me...

I hate econs... I see it everywhere... It is like sex... Sex is every where. U juz have to find it... it hides in every corner, so does econs... It peeps at u frm a corner... the papers, the prices of yr food... U consider the statistical risks of having sex... Sex is correlated to econs... U learn of diminishing returns juz like when u have sex for too long... the marginal utility diminishes...

Now, I m in NUS... I m an econs major... Econs has taken over! She has won... she's a major part of my life... she brought with it stats on the guise of ECONometrics...
I hate metrics... it kills me...


But I like the frens who stardee with me

They r there to help

I like pple who r helpful

I like Matthew who is metrics king

I like Al who is always helpful

I like Ding who is juz there always

I like Leonard with his 'bitchiness'

I like Jason with those little chats

I like Fabian with his little gestures

I like YIH... I like problem solving... I like the satisfaction I receive frm doin tough questions... I like such questions in econometrics...

So maybe I do like econs... do I?

Yea.. maybe I do...

So do I like sex? I donno...


The Sextistician